Telling his aunt about renting a camp site for the year:
"It costs $3000! $3000 is a frickin' lot of money!" (must have over heard two adults talking down at Buzzard Gulch where my hubs is working on a project)
Uttered while cleaning his room:
"I feel like for punishment I need to destroy my two computers!"
"I don't even understand my own life"
"I don't even feel like I should have a room"