My Dramatic 8yo

Telling his aunt about renting a camp site for the year:

"It costs $3000!  $3000 is a frickin' lot of money!"  (must have over heard two adults talking down at Buzzard Gulch where my hubs is working on a project)

Uttered while cleaning his room:

"I feel like for punishment I need to destroy my two computers!"

"I don't even understand my own life"

"I don't even feel like I should have a room"